Wednesday, July 23, 2014

geothebio:

you know you’re in too deep when you look up fanfiction of the actors who play your otp

Monday, July 21, 2014

clothing adjustments that need to happen

sassmasstersatan:

merlsemrys:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

Fucking pockets

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

simsgonewrong:

hotidiot:

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

IM STILL LAUGHINH and this is my Favorite pattern to use on walls in the sims so whoever posted this I love you

I meant submitted this*

simsgonewrong:

hotidiot:

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

IM STILL LAUGHINH and this is my Favorite pattern to use on walls in the sims so whoever posted this I love you

I meant submitted this*

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

Sunday, July 20, 2014

besides-itstoowarm:

imagine nine with river

and i don’t mean some ‘sass fest’ or whatever i mean just imagine the infinite happiness nine would get from knowing that someday he’ll meet someone who really gets it

(Source: madqueenalanna)

Saturday, July 19, 2014

future-wayfarer started following you

Hello! Nice to meet you :)

texts-from-the-bus:

“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New Yeorg City, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

texts-from-the-bus:

“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New Yeorg City, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

(Source: nerdsagainsthumanity)

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

(Source: mishasteaparty)

Friday, July 18, 2014

swolizard:

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

(Source: futomato)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

charlotte-mcgonagall:

swaggotqueen:

I WANT A TV SHOW DEDICATED TO RIVER SONG

I WANT A BOOK DEDICATED TO RIVER SONG

I WANT A MOVIE DEDICATED TO RIVER SONG

I WANT A COUNTRY DEDICATED TO RIVER SONG

I WANT A PLANET DEDICATED TO RIVER SONG

I JUST WANT RIVER SONG, OK?! *maniac glare*

(Source: jankola)

laserscrewdriver:

AVENGE ME HAMLETFOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 

laserscrewdriver:

AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER